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Sphere
 Number of posts : 82
Age : 32
Location : Ulm - Germany
Registration date : 2007-11-04
| | Subject: Facts about Chuck Norris Wed Nov 07, 2007 3:08 pm | |
| Post your favourite Chuck Norris facts here  Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. the original^^  | |
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Laionor
Number of posts : 48
Age : 39
Location : London
Registration date : 2007-09-30
| | Subject: Re: Facts about Chuck Norris Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:55 pm | |
| Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. | |
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UmaThurman
Number of posts : 54
Age : 34
Location : Germany
Registration date : 2007-10-08
| | Subject: Re: Facts about Chuck Norris Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:00 am | |
| chuck`s tears can heal cancer and aids at once - the problem is he is never crying. | |
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Twizztedboy
Trial Member
Number of posts : 12
Registration date : 2007-11-08
| | Subject: re Sun Nov 11, 2007 11:03 am | |
| Jesus can walk on water and chuck norris can walk on Jesus,and this 1 Chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad | |
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Orana
Number of posts : 69
Location : Greece,Crete
Registration date : 2007-09-30
| | Subject: Re: Facts about Chuck Norris Sun Nov 11, 2007 5:03 pm | |
| Whos Chuck Norris?
So i can contribute to this thoughtful and profound conversation.
Ty... | |
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Sphere
Number of posts : 82
Age : 32
Location : Ulm - Germany
Registration date : 2007-11-04
| | Subject: Re: Facts about Chuck Norris Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:32 pm | |
| OMG?! You don't know Chuck Norris? Chuck Norris knows you! Joke hum... Chuck Norris is the main character of the US TV series Walker - Texas Ranger... | |
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Darji
Number of posts : 15
Age : 33
Location : The Nederlands
Registration date : 2007-10-07
| | Subject: Re: Facts about Chuck Norris Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:03 pm | |
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Butoden
Number of posts : 79
Age : 37
Location : Netherlands, Feyenoord! :p
Registration date : 2007-11-13
| | Subject: Re: Facts about Chuck Norris Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:05 am | |
| There are a few good ones imo ^^ When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the Earth down. Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.  | |
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Darji
Number of posts : 15
Age : 33
Location : The Nederlands
Registration date : 2007-10-07
| | Subject: Re: Facts about Chuck Norris Mon Nov 19, 2007 6:04 pm | |
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Sixpak
Number of posts : 24
Age : 33
Location : Nederland
Registration date : 2007-09-30
| | Subject: Re: Facts about Chuck Norris Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:28 pm | |
| Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, And got one. | |
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Sério
Major Dog
Number of posts : 120
Age : 34
Location : Heidelberg - Germany
Registration date : 2007-09-29
| | Subject: Re: Facts about Chuck Norris Sat Dec 08, 2007 5:56 pm | |
| another fact:
HE SUCKS FFS | |
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LethaL
Number of posts : 113
Location : Sweden
Registration date : 2007-11-22
| | Subject: Re: Facts about Chuck Norris Sat Dec 08, 2007 6:47 pm | |
| Chuck Norris can beat everyone at Lineage II, except me.
But i don't blame him | |
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himalaya
Clan-Developer
Number of posts : 175
Age : 44
Location : Germany
Registration date : 2007-09-30
| | Subject: Re: Facts about Chuck Norris Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:32 pm | |
| well thats only because Chuck Norris coded LineageII and wants you to think you can beat him so he can give you a Roundhouse kick from behind while You are staring at your screen... | |
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LethaL
Number of posts : 113
Location : Sweden
Registration date : 2007-11-22
| | Subject: Re: Facts about Chuck Norris Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:34 pm | |
| OHH SHIT
NINJA TACTICS!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111oneoneoneeleveneleven!! | |
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Sixpak
Number of posts : 24
Age : 33
Location : Nederland
Registration date : 2007-09-30
| | Subject: Re: Facts about Chuck Norris Sun Dec 09, 2007 2:30 pm | |
| There is no theory of evolution, only a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live! | |
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Sphere
Number of posts : 82
Age : 32
Location : Ulm - Germany
Registration date : 2007-11-04
| | Subject: Re: Facts about Chuck Norris Sun Dec 09, 2007 7:01 pm | |
| - Sério wrote:
- another fact:
HE SUCKS FFS You know that your name is now on Chuck's KoS list? You're apparently number 2,345,764,245 to be killed by Chuck N. GL HF with your life. (If I was you, I'd be like  ) | |
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